Posts Tagged ‘Captain Uh Merica’

Aug
2011
5

VIDEO: Russians Introduce Fully Automatic Shotgun Nicknamed “The Alley Cleaner”

VIDEO: Russians Introduce Fully Automatic Shotgun Nicknamed
The Russians have introduced the AA-12 Shotgun which is available now via The Internet (maybe you’ve heard of it?). The AA-12 is a fully automatic, 12-gauge shotgun that is capable of a 28 round quick release magazine. The weapon, which has been nicknamed “the alley cleaner,” comes with five magazines (without shells) and is...
Jun
2011
14

The Most Epic Beer Commercial Ever

The Most Epic Beer Commercial Ever
Men, beware. The following ad contains a drum kit filled with beer, a spout that poors beer into a glass aboard a helicopter and… wait for it… a DELOREAN MONSTER TRUCK. Behold, the self-proclaimed “Most Epic Beer Commercial Ever&#...
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Jun
2011
13

Have You Ever Had a Dream Like This?

Have You Ever Had a Dream Like This?
Adorable. Ubiquitous. Astute. The question of “what do you want to be when you grow up?” seems to be getting harder and harder to answer…the older I get. But this kid’s got it all figured right out&#...
Jun
2011
12

Major League Baseball Labor Talks Could Yield Realignment, New Playoff System

Major League Baseball Labor Talks Could Yield Realignment, New Playoff System
Just when you thought genetically-modified foods, cars that park themselves and Barack Obama as a right-leaning moderate were about as much change as you could handle, along comes Major League Baseball to potentially ruffle your pastime feathers once more. TV personality and baseball insider Buster Olney has the scoop: A simple form of realignment...
Jun
2011
7

Woman Calls Beyonce a Liar, Makes a Good Point.

Fast-talking feminist vlogger (that’s video blogger, to you), Nineteen Percent, edits direct-to-camera video attacks on cultural phenomena she takes issue with. She is quite witty, highly intelligent and downright righteous (downrighteous?). Her recent indictment of R&B superstar Beyonce has garnered over 300,000 views on YouTube. The...
Jun
2011
6

BELIEVE IT OR NOT: Daft Punk’s First U.S. Show Was in Wisconsin

BELIEVE IT OR NOT: Daft Punk’s First U.S. Show Was in Wisconsin
When you think of the dance music capitols of the United States, several major Metropoli come to mind: New York; Chicago; even Detroit thanks to Carl Craig. But you don’t think of Milwaukee, do you? Don’t lie. Yet, this is precisely the place where Daft Punk, arguably the world’s most renowned DJs/Dance Music Makers, held...
May
2011
23

A North Carolina Slim Jim Plant Closed the Same Day Randy “Macho Man” Savage Passed Away

A North Carolina Slim Jim Plant Closed the Same Day Randy
Friday was a sad day for salty, snack food enthusiasts. On the heels of the death of long-time Slim Jim spokesman Randy “Macho Man” Savage, a 40 year old Slim Jim plant in North Carolina vacuum-sealed its last jerky treat, according to the Charlotte Observer: The plant has been a mainstay in town since the [&hellip...
May
2011
20

Peoria Carp Hunters Wage War on Flying Fish with Water Skis, Samurai Sticks and Wolverine Picks

Peoria Carp Hunters Wage War on Flying Fish with Water Skis, Samurai Sticks and Wolverine Picks
This is unbelievable. As in, it’s not believable. Two guys have decided to single-handedly try to take out the Asian Carp, a fish that they claim is terribly unwanted in Peoria, Illinois. Equipped with Wolverine shears, swords, spiked helmets and water skis, Nate and Zac get pulled by a motorboat while violently whacking at the [&hellip...
May
2011
14

DC Resident Attempts to Sublet Apartment That is Home to 16 Cats, All With Names

DC Resident Attempts to Sublet Apartment That is Home to 16 Cats, All With Names
The Daily What discovered this Craigslist ad (above), touting a two and a half month sublet in Washington D.C.’s Dupont Circle area with utilities included. But utilities aren’t the only thing included: “You will share the apartment with 16 well mannered cats and 2 Roombas,” the ad reads. “The cats will occupy the...
May
2011
13

Wisconsin State Senator Up for Recall Once Invested $50,000 in…THE PORN INDUSTRY!?

Wisconsin State Senator Up for Recall Once Invested $50,000 in...THE PORN INDUSTRY!?
From the standpoint of an upstanding Wisconsinite who wants the best for their state, the news that State Senator Robert Cowles, one of six Republicans up for recall election this summer, had money invested in the porn industry is either too good to be true or just plain too bad. While Politiscoop acknowledges that the [&hellip...
Apr
2011
27

Golfer With No Arms Plays One of the Nation’s Hardest Courses Three Times Each Week

“He just absolutely doesn’t realize he’s disabled,” a friend and co-golfer says of Tom Herbert, who lost his arms at 22 months old. It’s not that Herbert is dillusional, it’s that he often outdrives his buddies off the tee. Here’s WFMY-2’s must-watch news story, “Just One of the Guys”&#...
Apr
2011
26

Capitalism Presents… “Pizza & Cookies”

Capitalism Presents… “Pizza & Cookies”
 What defines a pizza? Is it the shape? Is it the texture? Is it the way that it cooks? No, it can’t be any of those. Pizza has so many things in common with so many other foods — cookies, FOR EXAMPLE — that defining it is a bit of a challenge. In light [&hellip...